An American, an Italian, a Turk and a Sardar met.
American: I'm proud of our CIA. They know whatevever's happening in the world, often before it happens.
Italian: I'm proud of our women. They're the most beautiful and proud and not easy to be "had".
Turk: I'm proud of our carpets...true works of art. No one can make carpets of such high quality.
Then they all looked at the silent Sardar, waiting for his response. They asked: What are you proud of?
Sardar: I'm proud of myself!
They all asked: Why?
Sardar: Last week I screwed an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet...
And the CIA knew nothing about it
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